A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.
Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
by KarenPleaseIJustWantToSeeThem July 22, 2019

by izoz August 1, 2020

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib
by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024

by Charva6 January 17, 2022

by XjmsdearnleyyX January 24, 2020

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.
Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.
by Boomerangg May 18, 2023

by X._jakey_baby_.x July 7, 2019
