Hit The High "C"

To Hit the high "C" is to make the high pitched noise emitted by a man who has just been injured in the genital area. It's a note easily achieved by choir boys and opera singers, but most men will only ever manage to attain such highs when they've sustained a blow to the bollocks.

To induce this noise in a gentleman, use reasonable force when striking the area. Note- REASONABLE force. Excessive force will result in no sound, as the note emitted will be too high for even dogs to hear, or he'll be unconscious, which is no fun for anyone.

"I accidentally elbowed Finn when I went to grab my handbag off the floor. He really hit the high "c", it was hard not to laugh"

"Ferdinand with a very good interception cleanly takes the ball away from Cissé. Now Gerrard comes dancing in like a fairy and oh! It's a kick to the balls from Ferdinand! And there's Gerrard, on his knees, having just hit the high "c""

by MagickDio March 3, 2010

gulf high school

basically, everyone thinks acting ghetto is a personality trait even though they just look stupid. everyone writes on the stalls in the bathroom and there is a fight about once a week.

girl: hey, how’s it like at gulf high school?
guy: well it smells like shit everyday and our football team is ass.

by xthiccomode December 8, 2020

Pace high school

Since we out here ranting about pace, let me rant a little bit. Pace is literally an example of a fake show, you can’t even walk pass a person in pace that would literally talk shit behind your back especially them Cuban white girls that think they’re the shit when they not but, talk shit about how they can’t get a senior guy attention or dick. We also have the worst freshmen’s and all of them are damn ugly and smell like the damn boys bathroom and roach spray some of them even built like fat Albert and the cospys kids. Yeah sure some are pretty chill and nice but you can’t tell me them fat Albert bitches be talking mad smack when damn well they be looking likebowser. Also, the deans are mad racist and sexist and don’t do shit especially some teachers that I ain’t going to shoutout. So if you come to pace you be blinded seeing the dance team twerking -99 of no ass and the football team getting a concussion by losing from other schools football team. People only come to suck off their bf dick anyways.

Pace high school “Come and join pace and be a proud spartan “
pace is the way!

by Peelingcarrot January 24, 2019

paulsboro high school

Paulsboro High School is a place where a bunch of dumbasses go. It’s full of ratchet hot cheeto girls that think their on top. All the boys are the chill and most fun to be around. But most of the girls are just full on ugly and junkies.

“ayo bro u saw that jawn that go to paulsboro high school”

“naw cous she on sum ratchet shit she be much in on sum hot cheetos in class on sum dirty shi”

by Donald trump fucks Mexicans October 26, 2020

high Paul cult

a gathering of people who watched the Beatles get back movie and took a screenshot of the sleepy Paul McCartney, after which they decided to create a "cult" of high Paul

join the high Paul cult rn

by average ringo December 2, 2021

rouse high school

Hell. Abosutely complete hell. When you say you go here everyone just looks at you in shock for the factor your still alive

Yeah I go to rouse high school. Yeah I want to end my life.

by Aiskabwidodkqjwkskckfakjw March 24, 2017

Frontier High School

25 fights a year. If you’re not a senior, you’re a freshman. Parties only take in the woods bc people are pussies and house parties are too classy for Hamburg.

Dude you go to Frontier High School? So you’re like poor?

by Sugarfalcon August 13, 2018