Half a gimptard

When one of your parents are a gimptard and the other is not

I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dad is normal

by Half a Gimptard inc December 12, 2023

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023

Half orphan

The condition of having only 1 living parent.
Sometimes shortened to harphan.

Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan

by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023

Half a Hole

It’s exactly what it sounds like. Half a Hole

Jim just dug half a hole

by anonymous September 6, 2023

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Ho and a half

An even bigger ho than usual; to be used in reference to someone who is a gigantic or even minor pain in the ass (depending on one's irritation level)

"Ho and a half ass bitch... Niceee car, and can't even use a blinker..? Your lane is the SIDEWALK."

by eurmnnn September 20, 2023

venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet

Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side

Emma: hey can I get a venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet?
Cashier: ...sure

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023