Jelly Fish

Function: adjective, 1 : lacking mental strength: as a; deficiency in the spinal unit that creates physical vigor which results in being as FEEBLE as possible in a time when having balls is required. 2: Not able to sustain or exert much weight, pressure, or strain in the weight room, not able to take external force or withstand verbal attack.

"... we could have used Bob in the fight, but he just turned into a jelly fish before our very eyes."

by TheSoapShow December 19, 2004

Land Fish

What people call cows when trying to impress weirdos that eat fish.

Fish eater:"I'll have the tuna with lemon"
Cow eater:"I'll have your finest land fish with a side of A1"

by DjMoFunk July 11, 2010

boxed like a fish

when sapnap exists you tell him he’s boxed like a fish, because he sucks

you’re bad? you’re dogwater? you’re freer than a costco sample? you’re boxed like a fish? you’re freer than a public bathroom? did i ask? any askers? from the makers of frozen 1 comes frozen 2?

by karl jacobs :) January 17, 2021

Ice fishing In July

ice fishing in July

1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.

Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.

by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009

open fly fishing

To open the fly on someone's pants and explore what lies beneath.

In the taxi, the couple began open fly fishing!

by I, Wreckerrr November 24, 2016

fish licker

anything that puts a tongue to it. i heard of a woman who would spread peanut butter where she wanted her dog to lick.

Joe the eskimo made the fatal mistake of putting his tongue where he sholdn't have and he was stuck. That fish licker never learned. Lozing his tastebuds did not stop him from eating, however.

by lil big lil January 14, 2004

Sexy Fish

guys you don't know but you notice because there

gorgeous

usually found at

wesley : )

wow! look at that school of sexy fish over there!

by stchics September 7, 2009