chocolate covered cherry

When your girlfriend is on the rag and on the toilet. You only have one bathroom and you have to drop a deuce really bad. You pop a squat on her lap and do your business anyway. What a blessing this life is!

Just try it! I promise it will be really fun. My girlfriend loves kinky stuff like that. It will make good fun on potty time. Chocolate covered cherry are delicious.

by this is ridiculous November 23, 2007

chocolate star-fish

Is a gay euphemistic innuendo to refer to an anus. Usually used in a context where one would like to rim someone. It's metaphorical to the orifice of the human rectum that looks like a star-fish and is darker in color than the rest of the skin.

So, me and David fooled around last night, it wasn't long before I ate his chocolate star-fish... Yum!

by TheZooofRekt July 3, 2014

Grinding Your Chocolate

Term the French use that means to masturbate

Imma go into your sisters bedroom and grind my chocolate for a minute

Do you need some help grinding your chocolate? It seems like you can't get it up...

by peacesweets May 10, 2011

chocolate nipple fish

a man with a tiny black penis puts his penis on another persons nipples, pretending it is a fish on his lunch brake.

hey Jim, Cherry and I roleplayed last night. I was the legendary chocolate nipple fish and she was a naughty school girl.

by abusivecereal45 August 14, 2010

chocolate chip cookie

after having anal sex with a female. the male removes his penis from her anus and wipes it on her nipples. then bends her back over on the bed and continues to have anal sex very very hard. in that process the now soiled nipples will make contact with the hopefully clean sheets. the resulting dots will leave a chocolate chip cookie pattern.

so no shit there i was doing this chick in the ass. when i pulled out, and she said you best not be done. i said, bitch im no where near done with you. so i cleaned my dick off on her tits and bent her the hell back over. after i got done railing her real hard i noticed the chocolate chip cookie on the bed. the name stuck.

by mike the great December 3, 2007

chocolate covered peanuts

A black man's testicles.

Look at those loose chocolate covered peanuts!

by Bulger March 23, 2005

chocolate covered raspberry

The act of farting on someone's tongue when receiving a rim job.

Susie thought she was cute earlier in the day by giving me a raspberry; so later that night I gave her a chocolate covered raspberry she soon would not forget; it was a little wet.

by Sean Brooks September 12, 2006