Number Two the Hard Way

When your female partner is sitting on the bowl taking a number one, you take a number one at the same time in the same bowl

To save time, we go Number Two the Hard Way

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Crack Or Rock Cocaine
Freebase Cocaine

I smoke hard everyday

by Haardafson August 24, 2018

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A word used in british slang, used to say how tough someone is

Roadman 1: “Oi blud, aint you so hard, innit?”
Roadman 2: “Nah blud ima smash u up yeah?”

by JimmehMcJimFace May 14, 2023

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Hard Fade

When a girl stops talking to a dumb idiot that they don't want to bang.

Kyle got hard faded by Melissa. Now he is crying but scuba and can't see tears.

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Something said to deflect from the obvious weight of a “large and in charge”female; when a girl is neither slim nor very attractive but always makes her presence known.

“Hard workers” might take “look I’m being healthy” pics at the gym from time to time, but they sure do like their post-workout Curry Chips.

See also: “bubbly.”

“I know Maeve from CrossFit is thin and drop dead gorgeous, but her friend Aoife is such a hard worker.”

“*Om nom* Jess is a beautiful and healthy hard worker you fat shaming faggot shitlord *nom nom*”

by hotsummerfun@fauxhegansun October 18, 2022

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