Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Ball-Baker

When the heat from a silent fart surrounds your balls while you're sitting down.

Dude... that fart was insane! What a ball-baker.

by Umbri October 7, 2010

Brain Ball

a competition of kicking around novel ideas.

I had a good game of brain ball at the think tank today

by whoeverreally cares July 14, 2010

Newton Balls

When you are at a sauna after working out and you are naked and start rocking hips side to side as to hit their balls together.

Guy 1: Dude I was at the gym and some guy was playing Newton Balls next to me.
Guy 2: Ewwww.

by noobslaya703 June 10, 2011

ball of crazy

How to define the problems you deal with in your mind, whether you have psycotic problems or just personality issues, from years of psychological trauma or just pervasive issues you continually are trying to deal with that are related to your coping mechanisms. How you present your issues to another person, extremely interesting to the therapist segment.

There is my big ball of crazy.

by GABGOLF September 24, 2011

nelly ball

intentionally downplaying a person or thing expecting future rejection.

Guy 1: Yeah, she isn't that hott though, kinda looks like a mongloid.

Guy 2: You still want to ask her out, stop trying to nelly ball her and get on with it.

by the grim reader November 2, 2010

stick-on-balls

1. artificical testicles.

"He's a pussy he has stick-on-balls!"

by You know how this is May 5, 2005