Jack off all trades

A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.

Also used as a verb.

Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.

Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.

by clayshingle February 14, 2010

who ate all the pies

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.

Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004

tell all your friends

the first and pretty much only great albaum from the band taking back sunday, which at their peak is one of the most badass bands around. every track is great with the exception of the blue channel which is somewhat decent. one of the best albaums ever...

the songs on their ep with various line ups, rank shorty bellow t.a.y.l

me: "you should tell all your friends about tbs's new albaum tell all your friends or i'll punch you in the head"

you: "ok man" :/

me: "damn straight bitch ass"

by hazy_eyes_91 February 04, 2009

all star (song)

a shit song

bob "hey lets sing all star (song)" steve "no all star (song) is shit"

by Evandjdjsjskdks July 11, 2017

All American Slurp

When a person(Or Alien) eats out a girl from every state of the United States of America.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what Barthalamew did?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. He had an All American Slurp."

by KEKlan December 14, 2016

it'll all be good

A more modern version of 'she'll be right'. An optimistic expression used to make people feel better.

1.
Dave: "I'm really worried about the next pitch of this climb, I think Im a big girly boy."
Brendan: " Nah, no worries mate, it'll all be good"

2.
Jim:"Mate, My leg just got ripped off by a large crocidile and im bleeding to death"
Brendan: "It'll all be good, keep your chin up!"

by SWCBB September 24, 2006

king of all dragons

One of the coolest guys ever. HE can look at u and chuck norris will kick the shit out of u. Deal with it.

The King of All Dragons stares over at a panda, and suddenly it blows up for no apparent reason.

by Shadow Dragon October 14, 2007