your dad

unexistent

your dad went to get the #milk and never came back #💀💀☠

by your moms exhusband May 10, 2025

Leisure Dad

Describes someone who's extremely chic, casual, and classy. They're eating oysters at a small hotel in Greece, wearing all linen. They're also alone in a park reading a book on "the best phrases of the century"

The term was first seen on The Kid Laroi's instagram post in 2025

"that dude at the bar was on his leisure dad shit.. alone, eating a dozen oysters and 12 martini's in all white linen"

by jessgirly1 May 13, 2025

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am A Dad's Man<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Dad

My closest family member and will never disappear to get milk

I love my dad:)

by Jihan410 April 11, 2024