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Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
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Get the East End Accountant mug.Amongst stans, a "Set up account" is a fake account on the internet that pretends to like an artist they actually hate and says awful things, so the awful things are automatically associated with the artist they dislike
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by Osamlan December 1, 2025
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I'm tempted to report the external banks to the police at the police station regarding external bank internal accounting fraud but I don't like talking on the phone or going to the police station to try open a case as it pulls in a whole bunch of new people I don't want to deal with.
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I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Accessibility mug.To quote scripture as a critique of those in Power, is not proof that the author is a messiah, including yours truly (i.e this author), nor does it become an indictment of any faith, that those in power purport to have; nor does this profoundly flawed author, have a desire, or delusion of messianic status.
It is still valid to ask who is like the biblical reference of Lucifer, regardless of source: When multiple wars and unspeakable horrors are still raging on today, surely the issue becomes:
Who is causing such? ... to whom should we put the focus on, for these horrors? Those that claim to represent a nation, with horrors carried out, or facilitated, in our name, who do we hold to account?
If we take Judaism, for example, there are profound academic publishers, of the Jewish faith, that speak profound truth to power. The most prominent, namely and arguably, the greatest: Noam Chomsky, & to name others, such as Max Abrahms.
If we take Christianity, for example: Barack Obama claims to be a devout Christian, however he oversaw the rise of the worst, deliberate, mass persecution, and murder, of Iraqi and Syrian Christians, in the Middle East, of modern times. With a total MSM blackout. Facilitated by his western Intelligence, and their arming & support of Jihadi terrorists. Relabelled as moderates by our western MSM.
Not to mention the horrors of other faiths, including the Yazidi Genocide in Sinjar, with Western intelligence complicit, in enabling such horrors.
It is still valid to ask who is like the biblical reference of Lucifer, regardless of source: When multiple wars and unspeakable horrors are still raging on today, surely the issue becomes:
Who is causing such? ... to whom should we put the focus on, for these horrors? Those that claim to represent a nation, with horrors carried out, or facilitated, in our name, who do we hold to account?
If we take Judaism, for example, there are profound academic publishers, of the Jewish faith, that speak profound truth to power. The most prominent, namely and arguably, the greatest: Noam Chomsky, & to name others, such as Max Abrahms.
If we take Christianity, for example: Barack Obama claims to be a devout Christian, however he oversaw the rise of the worst, deliberate, mass persecution, and murder, of Iraqi and Syrian Christians, in the Middle East, of modern times. With a total MSM blackout. Facilitated by his western Intelligence, and their arming & support of Jihadi terrorists. Relabelled as moderates by our western MSM.
Not to mention the horrors of other faiths, including the Yazidi Genocide in Sinjar, with Western intelligence complicit, in enabling such horrors.
The Publishing such atrocities is surely important, to us tax payers, when committed or facilitated, in our name. MSM often has blackouts of such horrors; & similarly of western intelligence, with clear atrocities happening into and beyond the Trump administration.
To name a few, under Trump, with evidence on Twitter:
Weeping Syrian Farmers with their vast wheat fields deliberately burnt 🌾 🔥 🌾 🔥 🌾 🔥 🌾 🔥 🌾 down; or explicit US Military 🇺🇸 occupation and theft of Syria’s national 🇸🇾 oil 🔫
But also legacy atrocities continued to this day, such as the UN sanctioned & induced famine 💀 in Yemen 🇾🇪 (In 2016 UN voted to blockade Yemen - only Russia & China abstaining); and surely Guantanamo Bay ⛓
Publishers at times, publish at great risk to themselves, or their reputation. Indeed Julian Assange has had his freedom taken away for publishing a vast sea of human rights violations, while the anonymous Intelligence Agencies manufacture an ocean of consent, with proven false flags, accusations & horrors; without consequence: With Impunity.
So to quote the Lucifer text from the Bible:
Isaiah 14:12 (NKJV)
“How you are fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! How you are cut down to the ground, you who weakened the nations!”
Isaiah 14:17 (NKJV)
“That made the world as a wilderness, and destroyed the cities thereof; that opened not the house of his prisoners?”
So, who should be held to account? The Publisher or the Accuser?
To name a few, under Trump, with evidence on Twitter:
Weeping Syrian Farmers with their vast wheat fields deliberately burnt 🌾 🔥 🌾 🔥 🌾 🔥 🌾 🔥 🌾 down; or explicit US Military 🇺🇸 occupation and theft of Syria’s national 🇸🇾 oil 🔫
But also legacy atrocities continued to this day, such as the UN sanctioned & induced famine 💀 in Yemen 🇾🇪 (In 2016 UN voted to blockade Yemen - only Russia & China abstaining); and surely Guantanamo Bay ⛓
Publishers at times, publish at great risk to themselves, or their reputation. Indeed Julian Assange has had his freedom taken away for publishing a vast sea of human rights violations, while the anonymous Intelligence Agencies manufacture an ocean of consent, with proven false flags, accusations & horrors; without consequence: With Impunity.
So to quote the Lucifer text from the Bible:
Isaiah 14:12 (NKJV)
“How you are fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! How you are cut down to the ground, you who weakened the nations!”
Isaiah 14:17 (NKJV)
“That made the world as a wilderness, and destroyed the cities thereof; that opened not the house of his prisoners?”
So, who should be held to account? The Publisher or the Accuser?
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