Mass Effect

A trilogy of action role playing games for PS3, xbox 360 and PC.

An extremely overrated series of games, with part 2 regarded as one of the greatest RPGs ever and also one of the greatest games of the 7th generation.

The reason for this popularity has little to do with the actual game, which is as bland as it can get. The story of course involves one man who must save the entire universe from an alien race with the help of his crew.

The third and final game decided that previous choices had no affect on the ultimate ending. Bioware then proceeded to do damage control with DLC and an upcoming sequel.

The game is famous for its homosexual and interracial sex scenes, not because of innovation and talent.

"Mass effect is actually kinda boring"

by deadbunny97 September 7, 2016

freak cock effect

When they see the big D and freak out. This is the effect caused by seeing a very large penis, which usually causes the viewer's jaw to drop. This is most often seen with women on webcams, but also happens often at college parties. Freak cock effect has been the main source of many men getting laid. The one downside of a freak cock is that it is difficult for extremely well-endowed men to maintain stable personal relationships and receive gratifying oral sex.

Benny: Jim just came in and tore the club up! He was trotting around asking girls if they wanted to catch a glimpse of his hot dog on a stick. How did he get them to fall for it? Steve: Well, my son, that's the power of the freak cock effect. Few women can truly handle its hypnotic effects.

by Eric Kazinsky May 30, 2014

chinese whisper effect

When gossip or a story is being passed around, being told to one person, who retells it to another, and with each re-telling the story is changed slightly, until by the last re-telling it has changed almost beyond recognition of the original story.

Guy 1: Dude, John just told me about that girl and the guy from down the hall having sex in the closet!
Guy 2: No dude that never happened! He just grabbed her boob accidentally outside of the closet. That's a serious chinese whisper effect!

by IBegToDiffer June 30, 2007

Rebecca Black effect

Becoming famous through people making fun of your terrible material. Refers to the the awful song and music video "Friday" by Rebecca Black that went viral in March of 2011

His music is awful! He's only famous because of the Rebecca Black effect

by Cloudchaser Sakonige April 8, 2011

the screw you effect

A psychological term. When a participant is in an experiment you may not get accurate results because they are aware of the experiment and in turn go out of their way to do everything wrong or go against everything u ask them to.

scientist 1 "this guy is doing everything wrong"
scientist 2 "ah a classic case of the screw you effect"

by HellsMajesty December 3, 2007

Calvin and Hobbes effect

When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.

'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'

by AdmiralPercy November 5, 2016

The Geometry Dash Effect

When someone slowly gets worse and worse at something the longer a session goes on. This effect is mainly caused by the brain sabotaging the session because it grows tired of shit and wants to do something else.

Person 1: AGHHHH!!!

Person 2: You good?

Person 1: NO! I'm trying to beat Deadlocked, but every time I play, I just keep dying earlier!!! I hate this game!!!

Person 2: No you don't. You're just experiencing the Geometry Dash Effect. You gotta take a break to do something else.

Person 1: Yeah. Wanna make out?

Person 2: Hell yeah

*kissing ensues*

by ThatBananaSansGuy1918 March 17, 2021