Ur dad

Hmmm where did he go he's nowhere to be found

Jimmy:"dude me and ur dad smashed so hard I busted everywhere and I mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE" Chris:"U FUCKED MY DAD DUDEEE....

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

Dad

Someone you appreciate until he says he has to get milk then finally comes back after you win the lottery but that’s never going to happen so unlucky mate ps love you dad please don’t beat me (cameron)

Dad:.................
Son:mum I won the lottery

Dad: ohhh shit what up son

by Cam007 October 16, 2019

the dad smoke

when you hold it with the peace sign… like someone’s dad does

“jeremiah does the dad smoke !”

by dad smoke October 13, 2022

your dad

your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age

"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?

by sugar~ June 12, 2022

DAD

Dumb Ass Dick

Don’t be such a DAD

by Darkmuff March 28, 2020

Dad

Your dad

Your dad

by PURPLE DINO CAITLIN August 17, 2020

dad

Maybe if he would come back I would have a longer definition.

Dad has been stuck in the line at Kroger for 7 years on Monday

by LivingTheBlackLife May 25, 2016