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5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food
Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.
by lordfusty January 1, 2009
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5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.
Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.
by fishyeggos August 3, 2023
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Bestie-5

An outburst of exuberance during group sex, often prior to the onset of orgasm, during which two of the parties involved in a BFF relationship slap hands above one another's heads in a traditional "high-5" gesture while simultaneously yelling "besties!"
You bestie-5ed with Dave! I thought I was your BFF!
by smledbetter June 26, 2010
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5 round revolver

When 5 people fuck one person in the ass and then draw straws and whoever loses has the cum and possible shit farted back into their face.
Hey me and 4 other dudes had a gang Bang with this person and we made it interesting we drew straws and the loser had to have all the jizz shot back into their face. Man I'm not sure I ever want to have a 5 round revolver again.
by Rylind December 14, 2022
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5 o’clock halo

It’s dinner time and my 5 o’clock halo is making an appearance.
by Canadaone1 May 6, 2024
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Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Full Name: Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
person: Why is your name Shaggy Rogers Hp:5? Why is it so long?

Shaggy Shoppa: Send me an image.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 14, 2022
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