when sum one continualsy disses his boi/bros for a female on a continuse basias....also if he argues with he bring his badd mood with him when meeting his brooz
when a sed bro ik leaving his bros qi sh ya mm every 5 seconds to chase his bird around atrium ..therfore hs is known as a bird dier
by buggyk November 30, 2009

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.
Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo
*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*
*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*
by AUTISTICREATURE December 1, 2023

The act of taking a can of worms (primarily ones bought at a fishing store) and seeds then consuming them until they are completely crushed inside of one's mouth. Then, with the crushed worms, you regurgitate the food into another person's mouth. Then
by butter-flies January 31, 2023

Bird (noun)
/bərd/
A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.
/bərd/
A low-value individual, usually all feathers and no flight. Loud for no reason, emotionally underdeveloped, and built on red flags. Known for wasting time, dodging accountability, and thinking that bare minimum is king behavior.
A person of low quality and standards. Thrives in drama, prioritizes attention over accountability, and confuses chaos with confidence.
“He’s not complicated, sis — he’s just a bird.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”
“Don’t argue with a bird — they’ll think they won just for being loud.”
by KushySaratoga June 21, 2025

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar
"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"
by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024

the wax bat and mountain i flew out of the drive down the street. wow did you see that.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
okay let's start over.
can we?
i asked for a second chance and i never got one so she gave me two.
mary let me have her hand so i took her foot. then i took the power drill and let it mask my marriage in the cake.
by chris doan January 9, 2005
