skunk guts are a euphemism for a lady's vagina. Pound town is a term for having sex. Therefore taking the skunk guts to pound town is a way of implying that the only part of the woman you are engaging in sex with is her vagina.
She wasn't much to look at, and we all hoped she'd stop talking, but Greg sure was focused on taking the skunk guts to pound town.
by Anonymous ====D~~ October 12, 2019
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Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion
Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
by ByGeorge April 30, 2021
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taking the gap

Slang from the guerrilla war in Zimbabwe for white Rhodesians who left for South Africa. Also a euphemism for dying.
You know that bank robber shot by the police?
Yeah?
He’s taking the gap.
by The Fat Welshman August 18, 2022
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take me to the jeweler

It's a line from Katy Perry's song 'Harleys in Hawai', I'm not a native speaker so tryna understand this line and a previous one if you can help
When I hula-hula, hula
So good, you'll take me to the jeweler, jeweler, jeweler
by Amari_S August 06, 2023
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It's like my insides have cut out again
Tongue-tied, I live life, but just don't fit in
So I

Guess I should tell you now
Guess I can play it down
Don't you watch the latest telly?
Guess I can burn you down
Guess I can tell you now
That I am less than ordinary
Didn't every word I say come true? (True, true, true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it's you (You, you, you)
Looking back it kind of threw me too (Too, too, too)
How 'bout you?

Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels like I just can't take no more
Honestly I hit the floor
I said too much but I'd say it again
Words do collide when the motives are thin

I guess I could mend a cut
Guess I should keep it shut
Guess I've had that one too many
Guess I could write it down
Guess I could shout it out
There's a twist in every story
Didn't every word I say come true? (True, true, true)
Funny how you thought it seemed it's you (You, you, you)
Looking back it kind of threw me too (Too, too, too)
How 'bout you?

Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels like I just can't take no more
Honestly I hit the floor
Feels like I just can't take no more
Always heaven's at my door
Feels Like I Just Can’t Take No More
Honestly I hit the floor
by Gothic Miscreant December 19, 2023
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taking a patterson

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
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take someone home with ya?..

when there is more than enough roman noodles to go around, and you've got plenty.
Hey Margery! Why dont you take someone home with ya?..
by AlliedApe October 27, 2021
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