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Roadman

A Roadman is a clone of the original Chav.
A Roadman always wears a ski mask and north face puffer jacket (shorturl.at/blst1) and Nike Air Force's.
They love so say slang such as "INNIT BRUV" and "Ima shing you up bruv if you dont gimme bare p's"
Key Words:
p's = cash / money
Innit Bruv = Makes Them Sound 'Cool'.
Shing You Up = Stab You
emerges from side of alleyway "MANS GONNA SHING or ching YOU UP G IF YOU DONT SPILL YOUR P'S RIGHT NOW FAM"
- Roadman
by Jam141 December 3, 2022
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Strolling Roadblock

The walking equivalent of a rolling roadblock, caused by a large group of slow moving pedestrians that you can't get around. Usually only overcome by waiting for a suitable overtaking opportunity then putting on a burst of speed.
Guy: Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a strolling roadblock when these idiots decided to walk 5 across down the footpath.
by Gruebenfunk October 10, 2010
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Tokyo Roadhouse

When you walk in on asian prostitutes engaging in intercourse while playing pokemon at the same time, also, it can be used to describe an asian male playing with another male's uniball.
Dang i saw the weirdest tokyo roadhouse at that gay club last night.
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the roadhouse

smoking a cigarette naked in your backyard patio
Why are you naked?

I'm smoking a cigarette and it's nice out...I'm crazy for Swayze! The roadhouse dude
by Noodleslinger July 9, 2012
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Amersham Roadwork

An Amersham Roadwork is performing doggy style in the middle of the zebra crossing between Harris and Hoole and WHSmith whilst wearing high visibility clothing.
Did you see Sandra and Tim did an Amersham Roadwork last weekend? Made me get home an hour late!
by My no no square January 22, 2019
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vsco roadman

how to be a vsco roadman

1.need to say skiddie bop at the end of every sentence

2. every a manbag

3. gotta say init instead of isn’t it

4. say wagwan instead of hello and hey etc.

5. have to say fam

6. say you come from the ends

7. say finks/ finkin instead of thinking/ thinks

8. gotta say Chief (an unintelligent person)

9. gotta listen to grime and that

10. vsco roadmen have to say mans and gun lean

11. IMPORTANT Vsco roadmen take and throw away scrunchies
vsco roadman: wagwan g mans peppa pig still
by BigDickDave9012 August 31, 2019
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Roadman

English slang to refer to a chavvy kid who slides around in his af 1 and a adidas tracksuit thinking that he is real popular and tries to get pussy but just gets bullied by everyone (including his paid friends who r weekly paid by his prostitute mum)
Fam I just saw Conor ride past wearing his fuckin Lacoste sweat and adidas tracksuit trying to grab Michelle's attention, what a roadman
by Fakebillyjock August 16, 2017
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