Punch Fat People Month

During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.
Hey Judd! It’s Punch Fat People Month! *Bam*
by Fredrick Baer October 03, 2022
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Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.
1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."
by goldfishshoals March 29, 2015
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Chrisco punch

When you punch someone in the butthole or someone punches you in the butthole
Excuse me fine sir but may I chrisco punch you
by James Swindell October 24, 2024
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hillbilly punch

a drink where people put every thing from turpinten to vodka and every thing in between and mix it together ussually results in hospital visits.
damn man that hillbilly punch hit me hard
by paco de ponzone November 16, 2017
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cunt punched

An act where you or another bitch gets punched with no regret in your tight vagina
My mom found out I was doing meth so she cunt punched me really hard
by Doodle scooble April 03, 2016
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Tweet punch

A tweet that serves as a theoretical punch to the face or gut of your opponent with regard to an argument or lively discussion on Twitter. You use facts and evidence that are so powerful that the person you’re verbally jousting with cannot recover. tweet, Twitter, tweet storm, tweetpunch, retweet, knockout, jab, tweet reply, social media, like
Some extremist came at me hard about Trump being the greatest president ever. I had to tweet punch him about my list of greatest presidents and the facts to back me up. He backed down immediately.
by joecoolthefool August 15, 2018
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Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.
I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.
by Pony tank 69 August 11, 2019
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