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John Doe

John doe will be here the second coming to kill everyone and destroy the earth
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
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John Kohles

The second shortest dude in the universe, second to Joseph Crossley.
John Kohles could beat anybody at limbo, except for Joseph Crossley.
by Ketatlas April 17, 2015
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john lucas

John Lucas is a very loving boy he likes to play a lot of games and he is a very lovable and kind person a lot of friends very popular he is a green eyed boy with straight hair and he is a hot and sexy!
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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John Handcocker

The act of jerking off, or stroking your cock while engaging in intercourse. The act has one, two, and three finger variants; however, the three finger variant is the original form. Performed by inserting your pointer finger, up to and including your middle and ring fingers, into the woman's vagina under the shaft of your penis. Then gripping around the shaft leaving the thumb exposed over the top near the clitoris. Once held into position you proceed to stroke yourself while performing intercourse.
Ex 1:
Man A to Friend A:
"Last night was wild, I even gave her the Ol' John Handcocker."

Ex 2:
"Angelique's pussy was so loose and wet I had to give her the ol' John Handcock to finish us off."
by TeoDee September 13, 2017
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George John

With the scent of crap in the air and the smile the George John's face let me know that I did a great job.
by Yay! ! ! March 28, 2009
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John Xina

John Xina is good and stronk
by Xosis [GD] February 22, 2022
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The John Cena

When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.

(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)

I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.
I gave her the John Cena Signature STFU!
by Johnny Blaze -v- January 20, 2016
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