fugma nuts

an insult

the golden gate bridge is shorter than the verizano, so they can fugma nuts

by BEANS_BEANS_BEANS June 20, 2023

Nut Rattle

The Buzzing Feeling you get in your nuts after riding a motorcycle for an extended period of time

Man that was an awesome drive on the Harley, but my nut rattle is killing me

by Deltagam23 December 15, 2009

nut dump

when a male is performing sexual acts on a woman, preferably the anus, and dumps her immediately after busting a nut

guy 1: I just nut dumped my gf of 8 years, she gave really crappy head
guy 2: Now thats what i call a cool story bro

by Ju Myron November 8, 2013

scrug nut

1. Literal: A nugget of shit or poo that clings to the hair around the anus
2. Used to describe a person who is a worthless piece of shit

1. I couldn’t shift that scrug nut, it had dried on hard
2. He is a total scrug nut

by Charlie Chikowski August 3, 2018

Nut Splitters

A trend in the 80's were guys wore Levis so tight one nut would split to the left and the other to the right...."look at this idiot sporting a pair of nut splitters"..

"Did you see the jeans he had on the other night?,,they were definitely a pair of nut splitters."

by matty28 September 4, 2015

No Nut 365

Finishing what No Nut November started. Men solve the world's problems by eliminating the disease that is the human species.

"hey Carl, why don't you have kids yet? You're already 37." "No thanks I'm not having kids, I'm not even nutting... I'm on that No Nut 365 life."

by Deorven December 3, 2020

zesty nut

A general term to encompass semen infected with something you don't want. This could be viral (AIDS), bacterial (chlamydia), oceanic (crabs), or radioactive, among other things.

Jessica: Shit, last night Chad rawdogged me. He had that zesty nut too.

Heather: Uh oh, your baby is going to have a third arm now.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021