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Butter My Jelly

The act of a man cumming on a womans sodden vagina.

Source: I just made this up.
Babe i want you to butter my jelly tonight and then we'll sleep in it.
by HollyH3art November 27, 2018
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Butter your poptart

It’s smoother if your butter your poptart first
by Slick poptart December 8, 2018
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Undercover truffle butter

The combination of fecal matter and semen that accumulates under your foreskin after unprotected anal sex
"Dude I had sex last night and have all this shit under my dick skin"
"Oh yeah man, that's undercover truffle butter. You gotta wrap it up or make him shit first"
by Umgowa July 19, 2017
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Peanut Butter Nutsack

A peanut butter nutsack is where your nutsack falls upon a floater in the toilet after a shit. Also a sex technique related to the Cleveland Steamer
I tried to be on time for work but I had a peanut butter nutsack this morning and had to shower again.
by Theoracleofmeme January 29, 2019
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raspberry nutter butter

When you hike a 14er and are on your period and you’re quite gassy and you shart a little bit mixed with your period blood and all that sweaty moistness mixed together the pad you pull off is a raspberry nutter butter
When I got to the trailhead I slapped my raspberry nutter butter in some dudes windshield.

I was mortified when I saw my crushes dog running through camp carrying my raspberry nutter butter.
by Fa j-j July 17, 2019
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frozen butter in a sock

The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please
Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)
by Fuck idk what to put here November 20, 2019
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