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November 11 

National slap your fat friend day; this is a day for you to get up and go slap your fat friend!
Jason it’s November 11th! Go slap Frank’s fat ass!
November 11 by LoganTheGolfer November 9, 2020

November 30th 

The best day ever because I was born.
Person: it's November 30th, nearly Christmas!

Me: You're forgetting something, it's the coolest person in the worlds birthday!

Person: oh, happy birthday. Sorry I forgot your majesty.
November 30th by Cheesegraterwithcum November 10, 2020

November 11th 

National singles day! Show the lonely ones some love and respect because they doesn’t have a bf/gf.
Happy national singles day! Today is November 11th. Having a gf/bf isn’t that nice as it seems.
November 11th by Kittyloversingle November 10, 2020

November 12 

Today is the day your girlfriend give you the greatest head of the year, and she keeps eye contact as you finish in her mouth.
My girlfriend gave me the greatest blowjob ever today, I forgot it was November 12th!
November 12 by Ricky Iglesia November 12, 2020

November 13 

Your friend owns you 5 dollars
You: Hey you know what day it is?
Friend: November 13 why do you ask?
You: you ow me 5 dollars!
Friend: Fuck
November 13 by Crim November 12, 2020

November 15th

National tell Kurt you like him back day! Did you make a big mistake with Kurt? Like friendzoning him 😡? Well now you can change that with this event. On November 15th you can tell Kurt you like him and he'll be very happy!
On November 15th
Louella: Titans a bitch, I want Kurt
Kurt:... Fuck off