Swede Machine

Noun - slang
Machinery From Sweden.
Examples would be Volvo, Husqvarna and Stiga.

I decided to get a stihl although the swede machines give the krauts a run for their money.

by Kid with assburgars January 19, 2024

Living McChicken

to be Living McChicken is to be getting through life doing the best you can, even if your life is good or bad. Looking at the best things of life and pushing through anything holding you back.

Man #1: “Hey man how have you been?”
Man #2 “i’m Living McChicken man.”
Man #1 “ I’m here if u ever need a chat”

by bussch November 15, 2023

drying machine

also known as dryer, or clothes dryer, or clothes drying machine

The drying machine made my clothes nice and toasty

by desik November 15, 2023

Gutter machine

Worse than a gutter slut, fat, sloppy skank that will let you fuck her in the gutter while she eats a hot dogs

That whore fucked 30 guys last night and finished a pack of hotdogs in an hour,! Damn That bitch is a gutter Machine!

by Marie$ November 25, 2023

Micro Machines

Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.

The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).

Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.

by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024

Popcorn machine

Used in reference to jumping high after getting faked out in a basketball game.

Damn, I had no idea Pete could jump that high! That head fake really put him in the popcorn machine.

by johnarmorbingham March 15, 2024

Muncie McChicken

Only in Muncie, IN. A sex position where the man splooges between a girl's butt cheeks and then fills the gap with marijuana before falling asleep on a crusty futon.

Damn bro, I gave that Ball State chick the old Muncie McChicken

by YankSqiubish April 1, 2024