Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

Milked

,kicked ass, like nothing,sucked me dry

She milked me,I just milked him,

by FlailCity97 August 16, 2023

Chocolate milk

When you nut in someone’s ass and they shit at the same time

Brooooo we just made chocolate milk last night! Nice bro!

by Eugens’s ass April 27, 2021

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milk

A white liquid in which your Dad went to get but he left for 17 years

My Dad went to get Milk but he has not come back.

by xXel_papa_de_los_PollitosXx January 27, 2020

Milk

A word used as an adjective popularly used by Gen Z to say something is awesome, or amazing. Gen z this simmilar to how previous generations used "sick" to describe something cool.

You got 1 million views? Bro, that's so milk!

That's milk as hell.

Milk dude, see ya later.

by Garther_42 January 14, 2022