Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you

Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them

vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025

No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.

Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you

by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025

i am kevin

When you’re home alone

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin

by Dakarp December 23, 2017

A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

Do a Kevin

When a person changes their relationship status from being in a relationship with Person A to Person B without any lag time and without informing Person A of their intentions

Whoa...harsh man. Who is Kristy? I though you and Sasha were getting married? Way to do a Kevin

by Slooze Clues November 16, 2020