Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEaK)

A Jehovah Geek loves Jehovah and despised for it.
A Jehovah Geek fears God.
A Jehovah Geek studies the Holy Scriptures and practice being holy until he/she is holy.
A Jehovah Geek loves Jesus.
Courtland is a Jehovah Geek.
A Jehovah Geek is a church boi/boy or girl/gul.
A Jehovah Geek is a preacher/minister; who loves people and goes to church.
A Jehovah Geek never judges a person.
A Jehovah Geek is humble and caring.
A Jehovah Geek believes/confesses Christ Jesus the Lord.

Courtland is a Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEak) and I don't like it, he sucks.
I love Jehovah.
Man, you are a Jesus freak.
I believe Jesus is Lord.
Christ is raised from the dead.

Jehovah Geek (Jesus frEaK) by dxe February 19, 2008

White Jesus 

An affectionate name for cocaine.

"Hey man, I am done partying -- I'm off to bed."

"No dude, lets crack out the White Jesus."

White Jesus by Jiggle Swami December 27, 2011

pin the nail on the jesus

a game played by jews, rather than pin the tail on the donkey.

The Jew across the street invited me to play pin the nail on the jesus, but i told him hell no.

pin the nail on the jesus by RMG September 7, 2004

Sneaky Jesus 

A Sneaky Jesus is sex so hard and fast that only jesus could have done it!

"Hey, i have just gave that dude a Sneaky Jesus!" Ha Ha

Sneaky Jesus by Z-J June 13, 2007

Crap Jesus

Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)

Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.

Crap Jesus by rperazag July 26, 2010

gabriel jesus 

The best Brazilian baller 5 star skills, top star pace and weak foot best premier league player and man city.
Best footballer

Damn this kid is such a gabriel jesus he is so fast and pacy

gabriel jesus by bossgamer April 10, 2017

The Adventures of Jesus and Friends 

A book of children's stories written by ancient peoples to instill values and morals at a young age. This book is also popular among adults.

"A reading from chapter Genesis in The Adventures of Jesus and Friends:
'In the beginning.....'".

The Adventures of Jesus and Friends by n530411351 January 2, 2009