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Hit The High "C"

To Hit the high "C" is to make the high pitched noise emitted by a man who has just been injured in the genital area. It's a note easily achieved by choir boys and opera singers, but most men will only ever manage to attain such highs when they've sustained a blow to the bollocks.

To induce this noise in a gentleman, use reasonable force when striking the area. Note- REASONABLE force. Excessive force will result in no sound, as the note emitted will be too high for even dogs to hear, or he'll be unconscious, which is no fun for anyone.
"I accidentally elbowed Finn when I went to grab my handbag off the floor. He really hit the high "c", it was hard not to laugh"

"Ferdinand with a very good interception cleanly takes the ball away from Cissé. Now Gerrard comes dancing in like a fairy and oh! It's a kick to the balls from Ferdinand! And there's Gerrard, on his knees, having just hit the high "c""
by MagickDio March 3, 2010
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Slam high school

Slam High/ Middle school is a school where the high schoolers juul and smoke weed 24/7 but always get caught because there are cameras everywhere. The middle girls go after the high schoolers and 1-10 get into a relationship with them . The middle schoolers have more bodies then the high schoolers . People talk about other people but never do anything and don’t worry if you have beef or drama with someone .. just wait 2-3 business days and your best friends again.
Person 1: hey man what High school you go to ?

Person 2 : oh slam high school ..

Person 1: .. ighttt ima head out
by Anna I Oop November 7, 2019
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high school famous

Shitty adults who, after graduating high school, haven't done much (if anything) noteworthy in their lives. Instead, the only reason why they're remembered at all is for their esteemed social status in high school, which is sadly the only thing they'll ever be remembered for.
Dude: Hey, isn't that Nick Rodgers?
Dude 2: Who?
Dude: You know, Nick Rodgers from high school... he was our quarterback, Prom King, all that shit.
Dude 2: Oh yeah, that's right. Doesn't he work at that tire shop at the edge of town?
Dude: Yeah, why?
Dude 2: Well, see. He's high school famous. But we're not in high school anymore, now are we?
by Buster Badass October 1, 2012
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Tiverton high school

I go to Tiverton high school, yea it’s a piece of shit.
by Tiverucky November 9, 2021
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Guiseley High School

Full of chavs and slags. If you don’t conform to the uniform, you get shot. All the teachers are perverts or dickheads. Smoking area on the Morrison’s steps.
Mr Jones was looking at Katy’s arse yesterday at Guiseley High School.
by vagshdf5qy32 September 13, 2019
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Sarasota High Tea

When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.

I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.

Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
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Frontier High School

25 fights a year. If you’re not a senior, you’re a freshman. Parties only take in the woods bc people are pussies and house parties are too classy for Hamburg.
Dude you go to Frontier High School? So you’re like poor?
by Sugarfalcon August 13, 2018
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