A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019
Get the Happiness Hogmug. {hap-ee ouuhr fing-ger}
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.
Similar to lunch finger.
Noun
When you go to happy hour after work and purposely or accidentally don't invite a coworker, associate, or friend.
Similar to lunch finger.
Joe: Quickly get your coat on! Judy's still copying a few more documents. By the time, she's done, we can be at McDougal's enjoying cheap beer!
Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.
Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.
Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.
Sasha: That's so rude! If we leave now, then she won't know which bar we went to.
Joe: Duh! We don't need to invite her for all her brown nosing with the boss all this and last week.
Sasha: Sigh! Hurry up Randolph! Tell Charlene we giving Judy the Happy Hour Finger once again and ditching her here another time.
by Tsarstepan November 17, 2011
Get the Happy Hour Fingermug. by Slickwhistle August 2, 2022
Get the happy as a cut catmug. A happy valley is a ‘place’ where people go when they are stoned/high. It’s a place where things spin, things are happy, very vibrant colours appear, and there are a lot of different terms for this but the most common is definitely a happy valley.
There are a few meanings for this term, some of them being inappropriate.
However, it is mainly to describe what kind of ‘world’ people enter when they become high on drugs.
There are a few meanings for this term, some of them being inappropriate.
However, it is mainly to describe what kind of ‘world’ people enter when they become high on drugs.
“Apparently Lacey got high, and she kept saying that she was in the happy valley. We weren’t quite sure what that meant.”
“Oh, its the place where people go when they’re stoned, everything spins it’s very vibrant and happy! Tell her to be careful.”
“Oh, its the place where people go when they’re stoned, everything spins it’s very vibrant and happy! Tell her to be careful.”
by alvssandra January 6, 2023
Get the Happy Valleymug. Comes from "Happy Lateyear." When people are still telling you "Happy Birthday even though it's been a couple of days after your birthday.
by arod123456 January 31, 2010
Get the happy latedaymug. 
Friend 1: Hey bro, my happiness levels are out of this room.
Friend 2: How the hell are you happy, you aren’t even masturbating and that’s the worst fucking sentence I’ve heard all day.
Friend 2: How the hell are you happy, you aren’t even masturbating and that’s the worst fucking sentence I’ve heard all day.
by Sksksksksksk help me December 7, 2019
Get the happinessmug.