sweep a dock

When you catch someone unsuspecting and side kick their foot causing it to hit the other one,resulting in an immediate and violent sideways fall

“I’m gonna sweep a dock under his ass”

by Monkeynut March 31, 2023

somebody call a doctor

Somebody call a doctor?

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage

"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"

by ForestGuy July 21, 2023

Catholic Social Doctrine

"Catholic is as sane as people get" ~ The Guy who had a pretty substantial mental breakdown before his death. Aron Ra one called Catholics "Mary-Worshiping Pagans" and I'd expound on that to say "Mary-Worshiping pagans who have afforded themselves and infinite number of cosmic mulligans yet afford 0 to everyone else."

Hym "So, what you can expect to get from anyone promoted by Jordan Peterson is someone who promotes a Catholic Social Doctrine. Or, for the layman, being ruled by Catholicism... Regardless of whether or not you're a Catholic... And if you don't accept his ethos... Your life CAN'T have any meaning... Because his ethos IS THE THING GIVES LIFE MEANING. You see how you have to assume his ethos ad hoc for his ethos to work? Which is why I told you all a while ago: Never vote for anyone that Jordan Peterson promotes. Or anyone who associates with him. Actively vote against them!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

Common questions and support documentation

When you tap that little help button at the bottom of the page, you get this.

1: tap the help button to get to the Common questions and support documentation
2: you know you want to

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

5 hour documentary

1. Those stupidly long documentaries that you can somehow watch through in one sitting

2. Also the opposite of 5 hour energy

Person 1: I’m planning to watch a 5 hour documentary after drinking a 5 hour energy

There’s no Person 2.

2024 7-16 5:11 p.m

Person 2 started watching a 5 hour documentary

7:23 p.m.

Person 2 was found sitting dead on his couch by Person 1

That’s why Person 1 drank a 5 hour energy.

5 hour documentaries can kill you

by Oiiiiiii July 17, 2024

finishing the document

Slang used by middle aged married men who use business as an excuse for homosexual activity at gas stations

“Honey, will you be home soon?” “Sorry dear I’m just finishing the document and I’ll be home soon.”

by Tralalalash September 27, 2023