Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.

Hey! Let's Apple Jack.

by finding bow October 11, 2017

apple

worse company to have ever excisted. all isheep swallow a lot of pumpkin pie. apple is such a bad company they pay their workers with dildo's!

apple swallows dildo's

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Rikesh's apple juice

Its definition is Rikesh's piss

What kind of apple juice are you drinking? Well I am drinking Rikesh's apple juice.

by SexyBrindhan July 12, 2022

apple sauce

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as orange sauce.

A: My girlfriend just dumped me.

B: Hang in there, apple sauce. It'll get better.

by thadopeman December 31, 2021

Apple

1. A (fruit) which can be (eaten) by (humans) and (animals). They do not (grow) (underwater) therefore (aquatic) (creatures) can’t (eat) it. Apples are usually (red) (green) (Purple) Sometimes used as a (ball) to play (games) when you don’t have a (real ball).

2. A tech (company) that makes (over priced) products and each one starts with either “i” or “apple” some (popular) products are the (iPhone), (iPad), (Apple Watch), (iMac) and more. Most of you are probably reading this on one of these products

Example:
1. Man 1 : dude I’m really (hungry) rn

Man 2 : ok bro let’s get some apples

2. Rich guy : *Flexes his phones* dude check out my new iPhone and my Apple Watch to match don’t forget my new Mac book pro and my iPad

by Mr C MacIntosh January 15, 2019

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024