egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.
He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !
by Debyumyum February 01, 2023
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scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 16, 2009
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egg shyyt sneeze

egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo
egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

!!!"
by brainstorm June 12, 2015
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Cowboy egg lipstick

A series of emojis used by Syko to screw with the cookie he loves the most.
“What does cowboy egg lipstick mean?”... you tell me what you think it is. ;) <3
by Sykoskit February 05, 2021
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Tummy Egg

Spooling up a fat cum shot into your belly button.
Man, Taylor fried up a HUGE tummy egg last night and told everyone on Discord
by Tummy Egg July 15, 2023
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Egg Monstering

When one is so overwhelmed with emotion that they become a emotional squealing ball of joy.
Damn, she really Egg monstered after he kissed her at that party
If she runs away Egg monstering, she's probably texting me.
by Noot noot December 30, 2016
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gregg the egg

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone
by egggreggegg May 07, 2019
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