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Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 20, 2022
mugGet the Top Deckmug.

Top cover

In general terms used in the corporate world.
When a manager/supervisor/boss stands up to protect verbally an employee from interference from other managers from other departments.
My manager gave me Top cover today even though I don’t see him often.
by anonymous March 4, 2024
mugGet the Top covermug.

top shelf

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf
Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf
by Jinsengsta June 30, 2004
mugGet the top shelfmug.

Top

"is harry top?"
"nope louis is, definitely"
by LEEEEBEEEE March 21, 2023
mugGet the Topmug.

Top

Noun.

The name given by homosexual men, for those men who only engage in active anal penetration, rather than receiving.
Did you see that top - he was so fit and handsome!
by And. July 28, 2018
mugGet the Topmug.

On top

in the brain (in relation to intellect).
A man with little on top
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
mugGet the On topmug.

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something
"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."
by Kokocane September 21, 2016
mugGet the Off the top of my phonemug.

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