Runs out like tap water 

A phrase reserved for pool players, it essentially means a player is able to get out (pocket all his balls) most or all of the time. Following this, you turn over all of your cash to him.

Damn, that dude can flat play! He runs out like tap water!

Runs out like tap water by Bamchug April 25, 2009

chinese dirt water 

Tea

James, stop drinking that chinese dirt water!

chinese dirt water by Writer Zombie March 29, 2016

Weed on water

Smokin weed from a bong

I'm smokin weed on water tonite

Weed on water by NWA boyz in da hood June 16, 2016

National No Water Day 

National No Water Day is on September 15th, every year. A day when no one can drink water at all.

Billy: Bro I’m thirsty asf

Shaquan: Didn’t you hear it was National No Water Day?

Billy: My bad, I forgot about that, thanks bro

Shaquan: No doubt

National No Water Day by cozmonauts September 15, 2020

jesus feet water 

Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.

"go tip out that jesus feet water!"

"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment

"you dont look like jesus water" - insult

jesus feet water by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021

Literally Dog Water

A thing six graders will say after they beat someone else at anything.

"Your literally dog water Jason, your shit at this game.

Literally Dog Water by anonymous April 29, 2021

National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

National Lampoon Water Buffalo by JG00 July 8, 2023