the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
by matthsc May 14, 2011
Get the Kitty Tommug. 
he is a nice person and you can go talk to him about anythig. he is the funnest person you will ever meet.
he can be a slut. he is gay and likes dick and is going to be the best pole dancer and he like older women. he is a black nigger.
he can be a slut. he is gay and likes dick and is going to be the best pole dancer and he like older women. he is a black nigger.
his name is tom
by sam lovegood November 11, 2019
Get the tommug. Tom is the type of person that you have to get used to but generally can be sweet but has the tendency to glare at females chests
by Christina agularea November 23, 2021
Get the Tommug. by M8 im dank April 7, 2017
Get the tom strokmug. Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016
Get the Schlong tom bombmug. by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021
Get the tom johnston sandwichmug.