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David

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David
by Marker000 May 24, 2025
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David loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
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David

/ˈdeɪvɪd/
name of the most precious person.
"I will love David forever and ever and ever."
by user-3lu5in September 20, 2024
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David Sunflower Seeds

David Sunflower Seeds, also known as DAVID Seeds, is a brand of roasted and salted sunflower seeds produced by ConAgra Foods in the United States.
As the “Official Sunflower Seed of the Babe Ruth League,” DAVID provides free scorebooks and safety tips to each team in the league, awards to All-Star players, and David Sunflower Seeds to be sold at concession stands.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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David

David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it
"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"
by Lazerbater December 7, 2022
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David

Lmao yo is that really your name??? 😭😭😭woWwww
So the baby was born and the first thing you think of is DAVID????
by Divad Revira November 24, 2021
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David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.
by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 5, 2022
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