MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

Crack Triangle

when three men/women put they're butts together as a male puts his penis inside and out them again and again until the male has to ejaculate, as he aims for the middle

A: I heard dave got lucky at the party
B: I heard he had a Crack Triangle with three women
A: Nice!

by Honkykong13241324 July 1, 2011

Cracked

When someone has gotten fucked ,or has just fucked someone else .

“I went home early just so I could get cracked by my boyfriend”

“Did you hear how Leah got cracked last night by Josh?”
“I heard she lets anyone crack her”

by Loveeee February 13, 2025

Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.

Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.

by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019

moon crack

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.

Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*

by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019

Cracked

Just killed a henchmen standing still.

Just killed a henchmen standing still, definition of cracked.

by dan.rafter May 13, 2020

cracked fact

A 'fact' proposed by Cracked.com to be truthful but is in fact inherently specious.

Cracked fact - A sandwich started WW2

by Captain Conundrum February 9, 2014