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Scoot Scoot

Sam: Jimmy is burning he got a STD
Jimmy: Bruh you lying scoot scoot

Scootin grass 

The patch of grass a dog scoots it’s ass on when it has an itch.
The bathroom at my work smells like scootin grass.
Scootin grass by Cd9933 May 27, 2018

Scootered 

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
Scootered by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018
a dildo that Gay boys ride all day
Wilson rode his scooter all day
scooter by Thotaloty June 11, 2018
Someone that lurks around. More commonly referred to as a “School-Shooter” in harsher terms.
Those kids don’t talk to anyone, they’re such scooters
Scooter by Jskiyurd July 4, 2018

Scooter Greaser

An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.
Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.
Scooter Greaser by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018