school

A way to train first person shooter sim without losing rating, it only works in America

Mom: how was school today?
Son: wonderful, I'll say goodbye to the aimbot

school by Barbagianni May 18, 2023

School

A place of torture

When Bob was angry and wanted to torture Vanessa he sent her to school.

School by BillyBobSmart May 22, 2023

School

School is the closest definition of a living hell where you are forced to eat, drink and go to the toilet for a set amount of time per day and if you do not well too bad, it doesnt matter if you werent hungry at Recess or Lunch no one gives a fuck.

Mum: "Time to go to school"
Child: "Nah fuck that, im gonna shit myself in class again"

School by GOVERNMENT MAKES LIFE HARDER May 22, 2023

School

Prison. That shit is fucking prison having my ass locked in a fucking classroom for 7 goddamn hours just to take up worthless shit till June? Oh hell no there's a reason why school stands for seven cruel hours of our lives and homework is half of my energy wasted on random knowledge. Besides you can get wet willies, wedgies, swirlys and worse so fuck that shitty ass prison can't wait till I don't have to be locked in jail 2.0

Oh is that the new prison known as school?

School by 4SUE2ISN May 23, 2023

School

Noun /sku l/
1. A hard drive making machine
2. A mechanism to induce depression

Verb /sku l/
1. To make hard drives out of human flesh
2. To induce depression into young people

Collective Noun /sku l/
1. Young people suffering from depression

Eg. A school of depressed students

The school has produced many obedient but uncreative group of people
People have been schooled since the Industrial Revolution
A school of young people are looking at their results for the last test

School by AStupidPersonhere May 25, 2023

school

hell just hell

fuck school

school by anonymous May 26, 2023

School

american shooting range

Guy: Holy fuck! I just shot up the local firing range!

The Voice of Reason: You mean the preschool?

School by TannerZeal May 31, 2023