Hot Pocket

When you're sitting down and push out a fart but shit comes out instead and squeezes up the back of your pants.

Oh Shit! I just gave myself a hot pocket!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

My pockets ache

Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts

Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!

by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017

dildo pocket

Is used only when referring to "Moke" (a terrible terrible human) - as a diss to make his dick go through his mouth hole and out the bottom one - basically calling him a cagina/Bagina/vagina

"Oh yeah fuck off moke. You're just a big Ol' dildo pocket. Suck on that sister"

by Mokesdad September 23, 2017

buddy pocket pulling

It's where your put your hand in your buddy pocket and stoke..

Mills was buddy pocket pulling in teekays pocket

by Pocket pulling September 27, 2017

pocket fold

Like scissoring, but when the two women also fold their upper bodies over each other.

Julie and Anne became experts at the pocket fold this afternoon.

by Puntmuffer October 8, 2017

hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.

Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.

by big smithy October 19, 2017