Knee Job

When a girl traps a man's penis against a wall and rubs it violently.

Short for KJ

That bitch wouldn't put out, so i told that hoe to give me a knee job.

by murphleezy June 11, 2006

Lawn job

The female equivalent of a blow job.

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.

by ace September 16, 2003

goof job

a handjob with your toes; goof because its goofy and tickles ya toesss

joe- this one bitch with a big forehead gave me a goof job one time.. it was kinda great
timmy- thats sick broski! high five!

by #broskis December 18, 2018

elbow job

to jack off with your elbow

i elbow job myself every night

by gr8andhappy April 24, 2015

Rust Job

When someone takes a shit in their hand, then proceeds to give themselves or someone else a hand job.

Tim is a weird ass dude, he is all into Rust Jobs and shit.

by InvaderSquibs May 29, 2018

Slaw job

A law enforcement term to describe a foolish and incompetent attempt to plant evidence on someone who is mistakenly believed to be guilty that eventually backfires.

"He looked like the right guy, so I planted some weight in his trunk, but it turned out to be a slaw job, and now the rat squad is on me."

by rotwald March 27, 2010

Job Bank

The sight of futile and broken dreams. A place that shows you you are not as smart as you think you are! A world of impossible qualifications for jobs that have already been taken.

Youve been job banked, heres your welfare cheque!

by deaniss March 18, 2012