mexican mud pit

Pouring salsa onto your penis for lube for anal sex.

The porn director asked the actors for a Mexican mud pit.

by Chocolate banana April 13, 2021

Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.

Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!

by oltigod June 18, 2022

mexican cake boss

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect

I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection

by AZwheelman September 3, 2021

Red-headed Mexican

Eat taco bell with hot sauce, and then immediately rub one out with a spit shine after.

Dan was so turned on by the fat, pimply drive-thru girl at Taco Bell that immediately after he ate his Volcano Taco, he hocked a loogie on his hand and gave himself a red-headed mexican.

by Taterbutthole January 12, 2010

yard-care Mexican

A yard-care Mexican is one of those hardworking men who tend the yards and do the landscaping for many homes and businesses in America. They also hang sheet-rock and finish concrete. At least ten yard-care Mexicans can fit in a Ford Gran Torino, and up to a dozen can ride in the back of a Chevrolet pickup truck. (Also known as a "Chebby," in the Spanglish language that they utter.) They frequently grin, but seldom smile, especially toward white people. Yard-care Mexicans are seen driving ten miles-per-hour slower than the rest of any traffic, and often constitute a roadway hazard. This is not a fault of the yard-care Mexican, but only the natural result of a person having a donkey or burro as their first car.

1. Be careful of that Chevrolet pickup towing that trailer full of brush and yard refuse. That vehicle is being driven by a yard-care Mexican!
2. Yo, dude, don't hit on that Mexican woman, her yard-care Mexicans sons will cut you!
3. Those yard-care Mexicans worked all day for me... It is unfortunate that the Immigration Police showed up with the white van... I didn't even get to pay them!

by rook's Buddy May 22, 2010

Big Mexican Weenie

abbreviated as (BMW) Man who is hispanic. Usually very hard, long, and thick. Very great for doggy style sex, etc.

I know she just wants me for my "BMW". or I like that mexican guy over there because i know he has that "Big Mexican Weenie."

by slowpain April 1, 2010

Mexican carwash

(v) Urinating on a willing girl after consuming vast quantities of Mexican beer. Can also mean to urinate in a gilr's ass and then having her shiss all over something or someone.

Hey, dude see that girl over there? I showed up at her place with a mini-keg of Dos Equis last Cinco De Mayo and gave her a Mexican carwash!

by mhibma September 6, 2005