Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.

She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.

by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019

John Smith

The god of Minecraft a representation of Bijan

Oh we shall now sacrifice a dog for John Smith now we pray to John Smith

by 4ry0 June 9, 2019

John Stamosos

Inventor of Apple. Propa goat, propa memer, can crank on kids, wants to join your culture because he's a goat. He touched his own leg at 5 years old.

John Stamosos

by vipzhere September 24, 2019

John Deluca

A term for a person who is very short has a big head and is extremely unfunny. He or she can normally be found jerking off a homeless man

Man my friend is a real John Deluca We need to help him

by Duck0 October 12, 2019

Elton John

When your still standing during or after a massive bender

Yeah I'm Elton John

by Captain Cokeface August 6, 2019

john ding

John ding is the blackest man ever!

Girl 1: who is that man?
Girl2: that must be John ding!

by Halls bæ May 16, 2018

John Emmet

he’s short, wears vans, probably has adhd or add, and has a high pitched chipmunk voice.

he’s hella short! oh wait, he’s a john emmet

by bry2022 February 21, 2020