p-fat

Something that is wicked awesome, or super cool, not to be confused with the term fat.

Don't say" Man your woman is so fat" Say "Man your woman is P-fat"

by Bakerchik June 9, 2007

fat lore

An insult used to describe someone who is a failure/annoyance/idiot or less commonly someone who is actually fat.

Tina, you fat lore , come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

by mazain January 19, 2009

Fat-Job

(Noun. pro. | fæt-dʒəʊb | )

When one inserts his/her/xir penis into the side of a folded roll of fat on the body of his/her/xir partner to ejaculate.

I got a Fat-Job last night from Mary The Porker, xe totally busted a nut!

by Bigpapa_95 February 7, 2018

Fat cocks

Wrong! Wrong idiot.

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by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

Fat Muscle

A person whose body is made of or looks like it is made up of both equal parts of Fat and Muscle.

Timberland is pure fat muscle, You can't tell where the fat and muscle begins or ends on his body.

by sctrjrzoetics January 28, 2010

fat cunt

Word to describe MY SELF

HELLO IM GRIGA AND YOU ARE WATCHING FAT CUNT

by GrigaBear May 6, 2018

Fat Ron's

a comic nickname for McDonalds. Based on *Ron*ald McDonald, and the fact that eating too many makes you fat!

Man, I'm hanging out for a burger - Fat Ron's?

by ms. homage September 7, 2007