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conformation sniff 

The act of smelling a man's penis or balls to confirm whether or not they have had vaginal intercourse. Usually done by women suspecting there significant other of cheating, occasionally done by bros to call bullshit.
Andrew "Sorry I'm late guys I was, like totally getting laid at 4:30AM and not sleeping in like a douchebage".
Connor " I'm calling bullshit your an hour late, whip out your sack so I can do a conformation sniff you lying sack of shit".
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confucked 

confused + fucked = confucked
This math problem really has me confucked.
confucked by caarohlinaa March 5, 2017

Confuckinsiderate

Being considerate with a little added assholeism.

When you want to be nice but not too nice.
"I was just trying to be confuckinsiderate."
Confuckinsiderate by Ca $hby March 6, 2017

Confulucctious

someone who doesn't know that they are in a relationship but lucky to have one.

*confulucctious

*confulucctiousness
Ex. Our relationship is being affected because of your confulucctiousness!
Confulucctious by dragonite March 13, 2017

conflusterd 

Conflusterd is a verb used when one is confused and/or aggitated
I was conflusterd on the math home work last night
conflusterd by 5thGoat March 20, 2017
The farmer confine the sheep to one small field.
confine by iheb gara March 22, 2017

confidenceness 

"Confidenceness ain't a word babe."

~P~