titties & beer

The perfect combination

titties & beer go great together

by footballturtle95 June 1, 2014

walking beer

The amount of beers consumed while walking from one destination from another (ex: cabin to boat dock)

Although the fishermen had a case of beer waiting in the boat, they first needed a six pack of walking beer to get them from the cabin to the dock.

by AnnaBanana1018 March 8, 2015

getty beer

My drunk dad's best friend, basically the best friend of ANY drunk person.

Disgust barked at the getty beer across the street.

by SimDevoSlipknot August 30, 2015

Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.

Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha

by Luke5119 October 10, 2015

fear beer

That 3rd, 4th or 5th beer that you want to enjoy at a bar or restaurant, but you are terrified it will put you over the blood alcohol limit and increase your risk for getting a DUI. You may drink it anyway, but you are definitely worried with each sip you take and after you drive away.

I felt a slight buzz after my fourth beer, but I started to sweat with my fifth because I knew I had to drive home. That was my fear beer. beer, liquor, hard liquor, scotch, bourbon, drink, drunk, alcoholic, intoxicated, tipsy, wasted, kegger

by joecoolthefool November 6, 2015

hillbilly beer

A warm beer.

Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.

by Billy of the Hills April 18, 2016

Summer beer

Just don't. You and anyone who drinks it will regret it the next day.

If you do. Two handles of Smirnoff, Two 24's of bud light, and a gallon of kool aid.

Whatever happened with the summer beer you guys made for yesterday's party?

We dumped the rest of it this morning.

What! Why?

Two guys ended up on the roof, I ended up on the rocks, one guy lost his stomach and we lost the last guy.......all before it got dark.

by 2XC June 2, 2016