im baby

i'm baby is just an annoying way of saying that you think you have an excuse to say and stupid stuff just because you're younger than the other person

Person A: Im baby! Don't blame me for not doing my part of the project!
Person B: Stop using that excuse for everything!

by aelinsbitch May 25, 2020

Food-baby

Eating such an amount of food as to make it feel that you are actually pregnant. Distension of the abdomen due to eating a large meal. The feeling of stretching of your belly due to eating too much.

Jim, you get credit for this :D

Ugh, the food-baby is kicking, I shouldn't have eaten two burritos

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

Baby Locked

When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.

"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"

by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009

blanket babies

Cum stains, left either on a blanket or really on any type of bedding or sleeping arrangement.

Hey man, hand me a blanket...and NOT the one covered in your blanket babies.

by FizzyDrizzy August 6, 2011

grappling baby

a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.

A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!

by astroo December 31, 2011

Baby Cub

A small female who resembles a bear cub, often purring, tugging at others while drunk, and stumbling around like a small cub. Often, these cubs are found very cute by the opposite sex, and they pride themselves on their ability to lure in men with their cuteness just as baby cubs do to everyone who sees them.
Note: these cubs frequently ask "am i a baby cub?" to fellow females.

She's being such a cub right now, all cute and laying on the floor like a helpless bear cub. I love that Baby Cub"

by Eskimo #3 September 29, 2010

Baby's Brains

A man's scrotum.

The balls, particularly when it's chilly and they're tucked up tight against the body. The foldy skin looks like the brains of a tiny baby.

"Ugh, I just caught a glimpse of your baby's brains...put those things away!"

by siikworm January 22, 2008