by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
Get the Joe Biden's asshole cigars mug.March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!
!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024
Get the National Send an Ass/Asshole day mug.Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
Get the Eyes bigger than my asshole mug.I shoved a refrigerator up my ass
by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024
Get the urban dictionary basketball asshole mug.Man 1: "woah u should get the fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the mug"
by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 8, 2025
Get the fucking mug you asshole I will put you to sleep permanently if you don't get the mug you bitch get the mug.Someone who's only half an asshole. The other half is smart fat batman who's lazy and gym rat iron man who likes going to the gym to get buff. Basically, lean chonky or buff with a small to medium belly is peak male performance. The small to medium belly acts as a calorie surplus reserve to build extra muscle and added raw strength.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 5, 2026
Get the Half an asshole mug.What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)
by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025
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