Ass Grizzle

1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle".

That boy took a wet shit, didn't wipe. and hasnt taken a shower in a while. He has mad ass grizzle!

by Yeast Infection March 29, 2005

rippin' ass

to let loose a shit of monumental proportions

Man, Amy, were you rippin' ass in there or what?

by shawn January 4, 2004

ass humper

someone who humps someone elses ass

my teacher ms.nelson is an ass humper

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

ass punch

To firmly connect a closed fist with the rectal region of a person.

SAL: Hey Joe, Why You Walking Funny?
JOE: Ah, The Wife Ass-Punched Me Again!

by Joey Loggs July 23, 2003

canopy ass

Canopy ass happens when your ass hair grows so long that it locks together causing you to not be able to take a shit

That girl has such a bad case of canopy ass that she needs to shave her ass with a weed wacker to clear it up.

by BuckNaked81 September 28, 2009

Bike Ass

The uncomfortable sensation in the tail bone that has similarities to the pain caused by sitting on a bike seat for long periods of time.

Richie had a bad case of bike ass in the middle of class, though he has not rode a bike in a year or two.

by Wiseman1994 January 5, 2010

ass patting

The act of re-assuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic.

Example 1:

Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.

Example 2:

Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!

by nypaliguy January 21, 2010