calvin: last night i got a nice maunster riding by brittany!!
branden: jesus christ did it feel good?!
calvin: YES
branden: jesus christ did it feel good?!
calvin: YES
by bitchesbepop96 March 11, 2020

When someone in a wheelchair acts as an amusement park ride attracting people of all ages to ride with him in his wheelchair
by Choptastic October 18, 2018

“Did you see that little red riding hood video?”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”
“no man, what the hell is that?”
“it’s where the guy with the hood gets his shit rocked by a lil red haired baddie”
by Fingerlickingoodgirl November 14, 2019

Log ride is when a girl is rising you while you are taking a dump. Many have called it the reverse blumpkin but a reverse blumpkin would be you eating her out while she poops.
by Strickxnyne July 8, 2015

1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.
Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!
Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!
Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.
by AbHol December 16, 2008

He didn't like the way I was cranking his hog because he said I was too fancy. So, I switched it around and had him riding western.
by anonymous April 28, 2025

A Normism a word to make yourself laugh
Someone that is no definition for a total moron like Jim billington a gilby or Andrew or Tom’s or Larry’s or Richard’s gimps Bad people that most people don’t like or care to know
Someone that is no definition for a total moron like Jim billington a gilby or Andrew or Tom’s or Larry’s or Richard’s gimps Bad people that most people don’t like or care to know
Jim and gilby Andrew tom and Larry and Richard are such stupid bonch riding bucklers they all probably have fluorescent green thong underwear with suspenders and wear their mom’s pantyhose to masterbate in using two fingers.
by Tightest best pussy September 13, 2025
