turles

another term for homosexual.

you are a dirty turles

by Tao_master January 1, 2004

Turtlehead

To get head while taking a shit in the toilet

Dude she gave me turtlehead in the movies bathroom

by Loganation March 10, 2010

turtlemaster

Turtlemaster is a master of turtles.

That guy is a turtlemaster

by Teemoturtlenig September 26, 2013

Turtlenecking

When you're doing 69 but eating each others asses.

Woah, they're totally turtlenecking right now!

by mrbadboi420 October 10, 2019

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

Turgle

To sneak up behind another in school ,or any establishment where people tend to wear some form of bag on their back, grab said bag and shake vigorously and screaming loudly...

I ninja'd my way up to Arthur and turgled him!

by Co B March 30, 2008

TurtleSquat

When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.

Like a Milkshake but not.

Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.

by MeerSchweinchen April 29, 2004