Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

Channel Tom

The first emo teen to ever treat youtube as a social media and not a place to earn money.
Also does breakcore music on soundcloud.

Check out Channel Tom.

by 23EZ February 4, 2017

Tom the bomba

Sex god, receives enough penis to feed a temple. Nigel garage enthusiast

Tom the bomba just jizzled over the bazmitballers. They were scared 😯

by Neonfetusman June 21, 2024

Tom and Lotus

I know Heatherly sent you here to see this definition.

I'm watching you Tom and Lotus.

by Randommboiy November 29, 2022

Floor Tom

As a verb: The act of a male “mansplaining” something about drums to a female drummer.

As a noun: A male who “mansplains” something about drums to a female drummer.

“You won’t believe it. I was at the music store trying out drums and a random guy floor tommed me!”

“Yeah, some floor Tom did that to me before a show when I was setting up my drums on stage!”

by Floor Tom February 25, 2024

Tom Ford

An asian male with excellent taste in everything. He is named after the brand Tom Ford since Tom Ford fragrance is what he wears everyday. He has a wide range of interests, such as cars and photography. Although he has in general the mannerism and taste of an old-money white middle aged man, he talks like a college student who wears his pajamas everywhere. His favorite phrase is "Nah Bro" and mainly uses Discord. Sometimes his action comes across as confusing, mainly to female.

"Hey Tom Ford, what are your thoughts on the new camera?"
"Nah Bro. It's totally jank."

by Lordofchernobyl January 25, 2025

Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011